Top 10 things to never do on a first date


  1. Show up late
  2. Talk about your ex
  3. Ask her inappropriate or risqué questions
  4. Drink so much that your become intoxicated

  5. Talk about yourself all night, and not ask about her life
  6. Ask her to pay the bill or go dutch.
  7. Play on your phone the entire time
  8. Flirt with the waitress
  9. Come dressed in jeans filled with holes and a t-shirt.
  10. Discuss the names of your future children.